The top ten reasons I'm an official Washingtonian:

10. Have worn down my mp3 player from using it so much
9. Watched the Federal Government shut down because of 2 inches of snow
8. Completely ignored the walk/don’t walk street signs
7. Have 6 Giant supermarkets within a 5 mile radius of where I live
6. Honked at someone while driving
5. Been honked at while driving
4. Paid too much for rent (over $1000/month for a one bedroom)
3. Left work at 5 p.m. Got home at 6:30 p.m. Traveled 10 miles. Priceless
2. Had a conversation with a homeless guy about the Baltimore Ravens offensive line (he wasn’t a fan)
1. Was asked for metro directions while riding the metro (as if I looked like I knew where I was going)